trying to be positive…
I am hearby declaring August 14, 2007 to be known as The Day of Sh*t. I’ve had a really bad day. No need to go into it because that doesn’t accomplish anything. Instead, allow me to make a list of current things that *could* apply to me right now but, thankfully, don’t.
And here they are:
I am not Lindsay Lohan.
I do not live Antarctica.
I am not one of Britney Spears’s children.
I never have to do a take-home exam again (at least in something really hard).
I will not get called a bitch at work anymore (unless I really eff something up or take the last Diet Coke without putting a new case in the refrigerator).
I am not Michael Vick.
I do not have psoriasis.
There is no reason why I would ever have to speak to Bill O’Reilly ever.
Any other suggestions? Please share…
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um, two of these are true about my day and i wasnt feeling so bad about them until i read that they were on your really bad list…
Who was mean to you? I will murder them.
Holy Crap! I apparently can’t read and I totally read that two of those things were true about Stephanie’s DAD and I, for the life of me, could not figure out which 2 could possibly apply to him.