The best conversation I’ve ever had
The following conversation took place on gchat between myself and The Bearded MattWhite. You should know I spend a good portion of my time trying to wrangle in his complete disdain for grammar or punctuation conventions.
me: APOSTROPHES USE THEM
matthew: NO!!!
I DONT LIKE THEM!!!
me: I KNOW YOU DON’T
matthew: IF I BUILT PUNCTUATION CITY THERE WOULD BE BATHROOMS FOR THE APOSTROPHES AND BATHROOMS FOR THE REST OF PUNCTUATIONS
waterfountains too
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MattWhite, my people and I are offended. And so are the semicolons.
Update: he now goes by “The Bearded SarahPalin”