something is missing
At our last pot luck, I was loading up the dishwasher and the Jennifer Murphy was looking at me. She then proceeded to tell me that I have a tiny rear end (she actually called it that). She assured me that it was a good rear end, but nevertheless, it was tiny. This was after her telling me (while we were eating at Taco Bell) that I’m getting narrower every time she sees me-did I mention that I LOVE the Jennifer Murphy?
As you may remember from previous entries, I am proud of being a fat-bottomed girl. I mean, I did actually walk down the aisle at my sister’s wedding to that song. Anyway, it was always something I took pride in. Let me put it to you this way, if I had to be a street sign, I would choose “Dangerous Curves Ahead” and stand proudly. That’s right. I just said that.
Well, while at the gym today, I spotted myself in the mirror and realized that the Jennifer Murphy speaks the truth. I got home, measured myself, and discovered that I have lost almost 2 1/2 inches from the area. What was once round seems to be gone. I’m not sure how I feel about that.
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Yeah, it’s kind of unfortunate that the things we don’t want to lose, are sometimes the first to go. I don’t have much up top to begin with, and lately, with all this bike riding, I have noticed there’s EVEN LESS! I do want to re-emphasize, yes your rear is smaller, but it is still a nicely rounded rear. Think about it this way: babies will inevitably our make body parts a little rounder and plumper. So eventually, when you get your baby, you’ll get more of your dangerous curves back as well!