Sassy lady
Setting: Bejamin Franklin Craft Store, Richmond VA. Early afternoon.
Sassy lady: (yelling across three checkout lanes) Are those your eyelashes?!?!?
Me: Me?
Sassy lady: Yes, you. Are those your eyelashes?
Me: Yes.
Sassy lady: Dammit. (walks out of the door in a huff, shaking her head)
Me: (blink. blink.)
-Fin-
Thank you, Sassy lady?
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Sounds kinda like what happened to me yesterday. I was crossing the street in my workout clothes, heading for the Y, and some scruffy-looking, random street dude goes “Keep up the good work. You look good.”
I’m like, “Thanks.”
So if nothing else, this one random dude on the street thinks I look good. Awesome.
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