On notice
Watch out. I’m crabby. Here are things that aren’t helping…
1. JCrew and their not-fair practice of charging extra on swmsuits for those more endowed up top.
2. Jon Gosselin. Just in general.
3. The fact that Ross can go outside in shorts and not get a single mosquito bight. I go out IN JEANS, and my legs are completely covered.
4. Urologists.
5. Dog hair.
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2. Jon Gosselin GAG ME.
3. Try BugPatches. They release thiamine into your system that you then release through your skin,and it keeps the mosquitoes away. I am normally a mosquito feast and they really, really work.
#3: Dan is the SAME WAY. And I am the same way as you. Gaaaaaaah!
1. If I said it could be worse, you could have an impossible time finding a suit because you have tiny mosquito bite boobs, would it make you feel better?
2. OMG I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT. I wanted to kick him in the ass all day yesterday for being such a… well, douchebag is not a word I use often, but it’s the best one I can think of. What the hell.
3. Yeah, bugs are rude.
4. Ouch.
5. Achoo!
5. you’d think our dog was bald by now… no matter how often we vacuum or Swiffer, there are still clumps of him all over the place
BugPatches sound like FrontLine for people.
I want a central vac in my house almost entirely because you can get a dog-grooming attachment for the hose. Wouldn’t it be great to just vacuum the dog?