I recently remembered that I’m a jerk

etc. — Valerie on January 2, 2010 at 7:15 pm

Here’s a confession for you:

I have never broken up with someone face to face. Look…

Boyfriend #1: Over the phone
Boyfriend #3: Over the phone
Boyfriend #5: Over the phone
Boyfriend #6: OVER IM
Boyfriend #7: ALSO OVER IM

(Boyfriends #2 and #4 dumped my ass first.)

I’m particularly appalled at those last two, but I’m blaming those on the fact that I was seventeen. Seventeen-year-old girls are crazy, they just are.

How about you?

6 Comments »

  1. and i dumped you to your face ;)

    Comment by chewy — January 2, 2010 @ 7:30 pm

  2. Yes. I remember.

    Comment by Valerie — January 2, 2010 @ 7:31 pm

  3. But…you had the foresight to suggest Ross swoop in.

    I broke up with my first love via IM and a serious boyfriend over the phone…no biggies, break-ups suck in general, I think technology has actually made them better.

    Comment by maura — January 2, 2010 @ 10:10 pm

  4. @chwy HIGHFIVE!

    Comment by Ross — January 2, 2010 @ 11:00 pm

  5. I’ll let you know how it goes if someone ever decides to put up with me for more than two months.

    Comment by Brando — January 3, 2010 @ 2:02 am

  6. Ah, one of the many reasons to stay married. Dating sucks and never wish to go through it again with the likes of any of you.

    Comment by dave — January 3, 2010 @ 7:04 am

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