I hate nature. I HATE NATURE.

Last night a bat swooped down on me as I was getting out of my car. AND IT TOUCHED MY HAIR. Then it continued on its flappy, gross, flying rodent way, probably heading out to spread rabies everywhere. Because that’s all bats do, don’t you try to tell me different.

Then *I* went inside and flopped around shouting “I FEEL LIKE IT’S ON ME I FEEL LIKE IT’S ON ME!!!!!” for about 10 minutes.

What is it with those damned winged creatures? I will not stand for this harassment.

2 thoughts on “I hate nature. I HATE NATURE.

  1. we had one INSIDE OF OUR HOUSE! Hatch thinks it got in through the attic and then a crack in the door. He has a great story about chasing it with a book and tupperware bowl while Anna was laughing hysterically and his parents AND the boys were all asleep upstairs! (Thank the Good LORD I was out of town!)

  2. Aweful things. Whatever you do, do not leave your window open one inch. That’s how one got inside our house on Seminary. We were up past midnight trying to find the darn thing until Brian chased it with a broom and squashed it. Yuck, yuck, yuck. How nasty that this one touched you…ahhh!

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