Made in Richmond

When I get it in my head that I need a haircut, I become somewhat obsessed with it and can think of little else. Unfortunately, my schedule leaves little time for such things.

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I have recently started following celebrities on Twitter. We’re talking people like Demi Moore and John Mayer. Part of me is embarassed. Another part of me is happier for it.

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Sometimes I can’t believe I have the job I do. Recent tasks have included touring the new movie theater and going to a beer tasting. It’s absurd to me, but also wonderful.

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While I love my child more than life, I am currently TERRIFIED of accidentally getting pregnant again. So much that the alarm on my iPhone to remind me to take my birth control pill is entitled “No babies.”

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I want Jill on The Real Housewives of New York City to be my best friend. She is ballsy, loudmouthed, and fabulous.

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Having to suction snot out of my child’s nose has made me ridiculously thankful for being able to blow my own.

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Ross, the in-laws, and I will be traveling to Iowa in June for a wedding. The baby is coming with us. On a plane. I’m already nervous about it.

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This Saturday we’re all supposed to turn our clocks one hour forward. Whenever a time change happens, I have the same dream that I’m in seventh grade and can’t for the life of me catch the bus on time.