Highlights from my trip to Target
Navigating my cart around stunned UR freshman who just can’t figure out which laundry basket they should buy.
Having to pee 4 times in the 45 minutes I was there because SOMEONE is camped out on my bladder.
Realizing that none of their maternity jeans (or anyone’s, really) fit me. And then almost crying in the dressing room because PANTS I HATE THEM.
Watching the checkout guy’s face turn red when he had to get a price check on the breast pump accessories set I was buying.
Listening to the frantic cries of a newborn whose mother was too busy texting to to notice that her child’s diaper had EXPLODED POOP ALL OVER THE CAR SEAT.
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