»One doesn’t *become* a Southern lady. You either are, or you’re not. No amount of acclimation will make up for a lack of upbringing based on bare feet, good manners, and the mastery of puddling rather than sweating.
I just found out that June Carter Cash’s first name was…
VALERIE.
I win at everything.
did you mean to put FTW or WTF?
FTW. For the Win! Get with the times, man.
hey sister! I am with the times! I’m just surprised you said “fuck the world.”
Yeah…people named Valerie are generally the best kind of people. Not that I’m biased or anything.
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Best Diarist “I feel like I know Valerie like a best friend. I think if I saw her in Ukrop’s, I’d be compelled to ask how Ross’s birthday was. Does she have a clue who I am? No.”
did you mean to put FTW or WTF?
FTW. For the Win! Get with the times, man.
hey sister! I am with the times! I’m just surprised you said “fuck the world.”
Yeah…people named Valerie are generally the best kind of people. Not that I’m biased or anything.