Made in Richmond

The old house was sold as of 1:30 this afternoon.

The new house was bought as of 4:30 this afternoon.

I am so tired I can’t believe it. I’m sure my levels of uselessness will be astounding for the next few days.

I currently have two new loves of my life: PODs and our mortgage guy (If you want his name, email me and I’ll give it to you. Talk about hustling. He made what normally happens in two months happen in two weeks.)

This will mark poor Ross’s third night of sleeping on floors. He spent Tuesday and Wednesday sleeping in the old empty house with the dogs. Tonight he will sleep in the new empty house, also with the dogs (who are thoroughly confused and probably completely scarred, what with all the back and forth over the last few days). Meanwhile, I’ve been residing in a lovely guest room (let’s be honest, it’s more like a suite) at my in-laws’ house with my own bathroom, TV, and lots and lots of pillows.

I drove back and forth between my in-laws’ house and other various locations for a total of about six times today. I think I’ve used as much gas in one day that I did all of last month.

I have no clue what day it is.

Our new front door automatically locks when it shuts. I predict several incidents of me locking myself out of the house while the new baby is left inside.