death by toothbrush
WARNING:
Please don’t buy this toothbrush. I didn’t include the brand because I don’t want to get sued. Well, really because I don’t remember. I don’t know why I even bought it. Yes I do. Because I’m a sucker when it comes to newfangled dental paraphernalia. This one has a rubberized tongue-scraper on the back. Never have a particularly needed a tongue-scraper, but I fell for the advertising that told me I did. When they market this tool to you, they fail to mention that this tongue scraper is capable of tearing up the inside of your mouth, which is what this one did to mine. I have canker sores (don’t click that link; it’s gross) and sore spots all over the place in there. Have you ever had one canker sore? Take that misery and multiply it by three, add TMJ and the result will be me. Me who can’t have Diet Coke or anything salty or citric until they clear up. Dam.Mit.
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r u sure it is not herpes,val?
Oh I guess it’s possible, what with all of my questionable behavior.
I wish canker sores on the asst. mgr. at the big golf store in glen allen. She’s a real pill.
I bought an eight-pack of those stupid things at Costco because it was the cheapest. I’m not sure why people can’t just brush their tongues in the first place. People who make toothpaste should not necessarily branch out into dental cleaning implements. I do like the squishy spot where you hold onto the brush, though.