Made in Richmond

I…uh…eesh, I really have no excuse for the lack of posting other than OH MAH GAH I’m busy and tired. So! I presenteth bullets…eths.

• JR is being kind of butthead about food lately. Meaning he only wants to eat bananas and pretzels. I also found out that he only eats at day care if one of the teachers sits with him and chats him up during lunch. So that’s awesome. And by “awesome” I mean “not at all awesome.”
• I’m loving how the UK version of The Office is on Hulu now.
• My skin is in another funk — normal I hear when you’re on an antibiotic (it goes in waves as things get balanced out), but damn if it isn’t annoying.
• I went to a baby shower on Sunday, and my ovaries *might* have jumped when I saw all those WIDDLE CLOTHES AND SOCKS. ACK!
• JR now says “Ohhhhhhhh no!” but as an expression of excitement. I wondered where he got it from until at the aforementioned shower I said the same thing when the Mama pulled out the cutest little dress and bloomer set. Mystery solved.
• I cried four times today.
• My hair has gotten so long that people who haven’t seen me for a while actually do not recognize me. At all.
• The funny thing is, I still picture myself with really short hair.
• Amalah makes life a better place.
• Ross and I watched “The Hangover” the other day. I totally do not see what the fuss is about.
• But! We also watched “I Love You, Man” and laughed hysterically probably 78% of the time. That seen where he’s saying “Slapping the bass”? Yeah, that’s our marriage.
• My inbox is appalling.
• JR’s class has a color each week, and sometimes they ask parents to bring in a snack representing that week’s color. This week’s color is green. Because Ross hates fake food, he is now in the kitchen making crackers colored green by peas.
• Even if it doesn’t work, I respect the effort because I was totally all, “Let’s just make green Rice Krispie Treats or slap some green icing on animal crackers.”
• (If I did the cooking, we would all weigh 742 pounds.)
• Anyone else in love with Penelope Cruz?

Yup. That’s about how it is inside my brain today. Care to share what’s rattling around in yours?