Did I lock the door?……..Yes

A few things:
1. I know you all have probably seen this already.
2. I normally don’t like things that make such sweeping generalizations, but…yeah.
3. I don’t ever shriek like that.
4. This dude has PERFECTED that awkward thing that a woman does with her arm while digging through her giant bag.

Anyway, enjoy.

Valerie Wolf

If you don’t follow me on Twitter (we you should be doing because I’m hilarious and contemplative AT THE SAME TIME), then you haven’t been exposed to the wonder that is Valerie Wolf.

My friend Matt made it, and all he basically does is take my most frustrated tweets and creates a ridiculous image, usually involving a picture of an angry wolf. The explanation doesn’t make it sound funny at all, but trust me, it is.

See?

So yeah, go check it out and have a laugh.

Pitiful/hilarious

JR seems to be much like me in that the second he starts to even get the slightest hint of a cold, he gets a scratchy voice. His chirpy little voice turns to that of a smoking enthusiast in a matter of hours. I feel bad for him, but it’s ridiculously funny.

Also: “Ally-gay-tor”

Elaine & Gary

When you have a few minutes to kill please, please, OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, head over to Catalog Living.

It’s a simple and genius concept: Molly Erdman (a Los Angeles-based actor, writer, and comedian) provides “A look into the exciting lives of the people who live in your catalogs.” Those people happened to be named Elaine and Gary. Because of course they are.

Here’s my favorite one so far:

I’d invite you in, but Gary and I got in a bit of a fight after he had one too many bottled waters. He stormed out of the room so fast he only partially pushed in his chair! And I was right in the middle of my yellow book…

(Thanks to Cameron for linking this little gem on the Twitters.)