The best conversation I’ve ever had

funny — Valerie on September 12, 2008 at 1:36 pm

The following conversation took place on gchat between myself and The Bearded MattWhite. You should know I spend a good portion of my time trying to wrangle in his complete disdain for grammar or punctuation conventions.

me:  APOSTROPHES USE THEM
matthew:  NO!!!
I DONT LIKE THEM!!!
me:  I KNOW YOU DON’T
matthew:  IF I BUILT PUNCTUATION CITY THERE WOULD BE BATHROOMS FOR THE APOSTROPHES AND BATHROOMS FOR THE REST OF PUNCTUATIONS
waterfountains too

The best text message I’ve ever gotten

etc., funny, friends — Valerie on June 3, 2008 at 8:54 pm

From my tall-drink-of-water friend Hayley…

Do you by any chance know any clowns? 

A conversation from today

funny — Valerie on May 6, 2008 at 7:36 pm

“Where’s the camera?”

“In one of the drawers where I keep things. What’s that thing called? In the bedroom? It’s tall and I keep things in it. DRESSER. Wow, that was hard to remember that word.”

It seems the placenta brain has set in, friends.

Discussed at lunch today

etc., funny — Valerie on December 14, 2007 at 9:00 pm

Being kidnapped

Santa Claus

Accidental pregnancy

How to do the Crip walk

Quite the hodgepodge, I would say.

Still hilarious.

funny — Valerie on December 3, 2007 at 9:41 pm

I’ve watched this a million times since Sunday, but it’s still funny. Enjoy.

never not funny!

funny — Valerie on November 10, 2007 at 2:54 pm

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I have had a shitastic morning (I know! On a Saturday, no less!) but this helped a bit. Go here for more.

Second best thing ever said

funny, in love, hubs — Valerie on November 9, 2007 at 9:30 pm

“I wish eyeballs had cameras, don’t you?”

omg

funny — Valerie on October 9, 2007 at 9:40 pm

I wish it were my job to write things like this.

because I haven’t posted enough in the 3 hours I’ve been home from work…

funny — Valerie on October 1, 2007 at 9:09 pm

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aahahaahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahhahaha. whoooooooo.

i’m hilarious

funny, work — Valerie on September 26, 2007 at 6:12 pm

One of my responsibilities at work (one of my favorite ones, actually) is to help write profiles on the people to whom we attribute the quotes we run in our newsletters and what not. The next person on my list for today was Robert Yates. When I Googled his name, three options came up. And then the following conversation took place…

Me: Are we profiling Robert Yates the Anti-Federalist, Robert Yates the NASCAR guy, or Robert Yates the serial killer?

Co-worker: It’s the NASCAR guy - probably not as interesting as the serial killer but much more appropriate, morally speaking.

Me: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

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