Ok, seriously…
Does anyone else think that Britney Spears is *this* close from kicking the bucket, either by her own hand or by some crazy accident? What with the shaving the head and the in and out of rehab and the Kevin Federline being the stable parent, don’t you feel like E! True Hollywood Story has just written out the script and she’s following it? I feel like any day now I’m going to go to people.com and find out that she did herself off by drinking gasoline or something.
I’m going to feel really bad if that actually does happen. Probably a lot like how Michael Douglas felt after Princess Diana died and he said that the public wouldn’t have the same reaction if Mother Teresa died. AND THEN SHE DID. AND THEN THEY DID. AND HE WAS A WRONG BUT JINXING MAN.
