Zappturday: On the subject of not hiding her feelings
So, as you know, we’re getting the house ready to go on the market. After almost a year of consistently working on the house, and about 6 weeks of constantly working on the house (thanks to a certain announcement), we’re almost done. Today and tomorrow are being spent cleaning and taking care of little odds and ends to make this house look presentable - you know, that habitable but “No, no people don’t live here! Picture your own couch here! And see this? Isn’t that a lovely, spacious yard?” look.
Consequently (and unfortunately), the dogs have had to spend much time in their crates during these processes, as they tend to get underfoot. As typical of his way, Shooter will only whimper for a bit and then resign to the fact that he’s not going anywhere, spending his time half-grunting at any unexpected noise outside.
And then there’s Zapp.
She does ok at first. Just a little chirping (sometimes we have a hard time telling if it’s her or the birds). But when she’s ready to come out, boy, she lets you know it. Not with barking. Not with whimpering. But with full-body thrashing and gnashing of teeth. I imagine that if she were a teenage girl (which in dog years, I guess she pretty much is) she would be sighing and angstily applying black eyeliner and nail polish. You know, to really stick it to us.
Now, Zapp and I leave you with a picture that would so go on her myspace page:







