Weekend Wrap up

weekend wrap up — Valerie on November 18, 2007 at 9:05 pm

Friday: Work. Doctor. Work. Came home. Fell asleep on Ross’s lap in the middle of our conversation. Went upstairs to start sleeping off my sinus infection/bronchitis. Sleep interrupted by phone call from my mom. Got scolded for not going to the doctor earlier as I’ve been susceptible to sinus infections AND bronchitis since I was baby and didn’t I know that. Still didn’t know that. Got some sleep. Ate a delicious dinner sent to me by my in-laws. Back to bed for more sleep mixed with coughing.

Saturday: Up to see husband leave for Costco to do Loaves and Fishes shopping on his own. Remained inactive for the most of the day. Got the mail at some point. Did a considerable amount of laundry. Finally saw Ross and about 9:30pm when he brought me dinner and we watched part of year 28 of the Up Series. To bed.

Sunday: Up feeling much better. Went to Loaves and Fishes. Prepared and served an excellent meal. Home to watch a good portion of Driving Miss Daisy. Longed for the days when I can be a sassy old lady. Went to church. Heard a sermon about not being a “fat head.” Talked with friends. Picked up dinner and finished year 28 of the Up Series. Writing this. Will go to bed soon.

Have a great week!

New!

Uncategorized — Valerie on November 17, 2007 at 4:21 pm

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(Sorry for the crappy picture.)

I ordered this off Etsy shortly after it was featured on Mighty Goods.

It took a long time to get here because it was featured on the site, so I completely forgot it was coming. Fining it the mailbox was a nice departure from the correspondence from Huntington Mortgage Company and Richmond Department of Utilities.

A new low.

etc. — Valerie on November 17, 2007 at 3:58 pm

How much time can one spend looking at archives from Dooce and Suburban Bliss?

Lots, my friends. Lots.

My amazing hubs.

hubs, in love — Valerie on November 17, 2007 at 2:07 pm

He just spent 2 hours at Costco by himself, buying the food for tomorrow’s Loaves & Fishes. He hates to go to the store even to buy food for the two of us, so the fact that he was getting us ready to feed 30-40 people was wonderful.

He and I haven’t really seen each other since Wednesday around 7:00 when he tossed a black bean pie into the oven before running off to a finance meeting for our church. He was home for about 10 minutes to eat and then was off again for Beerble. Thursday and Friday were a blur of work, sick, and previously scheduled obligations.

Now he’s off watching the game with friends - a well-deserved break.

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I just miss him.

Introducing…Zappturday!

zappturday — Valerie on November 17, 2007 at 8:00 am

In the spirit of Bugs Monday, Roosday, Bensday, Dogarazzi, and Thank Gus It’s Friday, I now deem Saturday as Zappturday!

Yeah, that’s right. I’m devoting an entire day of blogging to one of my dogs.

As the inaugural post, I thought I’d tell you the story of how the little lady came into our lives.

For most of my childhood, we had two dogs at once. First we had Boo and Bridget. Then Boo died and we got Buddy, making it Bridget and Buddy. Then Bridget died and it was just Buddy. Then Buddy died and then there were none. By the way, I don’t think all of the B names were planned.

We had been talking about bringing another dog into the house in the winter of 2004/2005. Shooter was well into his epilepsy and basically a neurotic wreck. I argued that he was so nervous because his entire world consisted of Ross and me. I think he thought he was a human and was frustrated. Just a theory.

Despite my valid arguments (read: constant badgering and whining and promises that if we got another dog, the baby discussion would be off the table), Ross would not budge. He had a point. It was better to wait until school was out for the summer so I could be home and deal with the chaotic adjustment that comes with having a new puppy in the house.

Boy howdy, did I hold him to that summer comment. I think I started looking for a puppy the Monday after school let out. Much to my dismay, the SPCA where we got Shooter was experiencing a major shortage of puppies. There we were, leash in hand and no puppy to be found.

One Saturday we went to Pet Smart to take a look at the puppies and dogs being fostered by the people at AARF. We spotted her pretty quickly: a teeny but spunky little ball of fuzz standing up in her little crate that was balanced on top of a bigger crate housing a much bigger dog whom she was mercilessly terrorizing.

I aksed to hold her and upon the first snuggle, I was hooked. The soft fur! The puppy smell! The over-sized feet! I *needed* this dog. But alas, AARF works on an application basis and there were several other people interested in taking this little one home.

Still, I filled out the form, figuring it couldn’t hurt but not expecting to get a call back. We had to give specific information regarding our approach to discipline, what kind enclosure we had at our house, would she be held in a crate, etc. etc. etc. You even had to put references down.

A couple days later I got call from Maura, telling me she had just spoken to a woman from AARF and gave me a rave review. My mother called shortly after saying that she told the woman, “Valerie takes better care of her dogs than I did my kids.” I knew I picked the right references.

About 5 seconds after I got off the phone with my mom, the lady called me. She asked a few questions, got clarification on some things, and said, “Ok, well you’re good to go now.”

“That’s it? Is she ours?” I squealed.

“If you want her, she’s yours,” she said, laughing at me.

We made arrangements for me pick up our new pup that Friday.

AARF dogs wait for adoption in foster homes, and it turned out that the lady I talked to had raised Zapp since she was just a few weeks old. The whole process took about 15 minutes, with Zapp sitting on the kitchen floor staring at me the entire time.

There was some wonderful puppy snuggling during the car ride home. She was small enough to curl up in my lap and she didn’t make a peep the entire time.

I was somewhat nervous about introducing her to Shooter. Part of me thought he would be super excited; another part of me thought he might collapse into a seizure because OMG! Change! Cannot process! Their meeting was super cute. As soon as she saw him she was on the floor, belly up, tail wagging. There was no questions as to who was boss.

Zapp slept most of that first day, as puppies often do. She didn’t seemed startled by household noises like dishwashers and toilets, unlike Shooter who never encountered these things at the SPCA.

When Ross got home, he took one look at her and said, “She’s pretty cute, but I still love Shooter more,” a statement he still stands behind today, even though I specifically remember an incident the other night in which he and Zapp were in a full-on embrace while sleeping.

Shooter is Zapp’s whole world, and she is his. Her tail starts wagging as soon as he walks in the room. You can say to him, “Go get your girl!” and he’ll find her, often dragging her by her collar to show her off.

They are complete opposites in everything they do. Shooter eats slowly and never makes a mess; Zapp eats her food in about 5 seconds and leaves traces of water mixed with drool all over the house. Shooter walks down the stairs one step at a time; Zapp basically leaps down the entire staircase. Shooter is above cuddling; Zapp will not budge for fear that you might deprive her of your love…and body warmth.

Sometimes she drives us crazy. I could do with less paw prints in the house and the need to burrow under every surface gets pretty old. But we’re glad she’s here and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Sometimes I’m late in picking up on the trends.

eats — Valerie on November 14, 2007 at 7:29 pm

I spent my whole life hating eggs. The hatred came from the fact that one time my sister was scrambling eggs and in the scrambling process a little bit of the egg splattered and go into the burner producing the most horrific smell my 8 year old nose had experienced. I tell you this story not to point out any mistake on her part, but more the insanity on mine.

I’m that person who orders a sandwich while everyone else eats pancakes at brunch. I have never deemed a restaurant worthy of my time based solely on the fact that breakfast is served at any time. Never has a deviled egg passed these lips.

Until recently.

Last Wednesday I woke up at about 9am (because I don’t have to get to work until 11:15 on Wednesdays because my boss is better than yours) craving eggs. Specifically eggs with lots of ketchup on them. I have no clue where this desire came from and I knew it had to be satisfied immediately.

So, I scrambled an egg.

Yes, just one.

I marvelled at how quick and easy it was and squirmed in complete ecstasy when I took that first, ketchup-soaked bite. I was converted.

Later that day, I started sharing my experience with the deliciousness of eggs with those around me. My officemate said, “Yeah. I mean, it’s an egg.” When I asked my husband that evening why he had never told met that eggs were so good, he responded with, “WTF. I will kill you.” A deserved response considering he’s spent a good portion of our relationship baffled at my lack of experience with breakfast food.

I can safely say that over the past week, I have eaten more eggs than the sum of all eggs eaten in the 26 years leading up to that fateful, fabulous Wednesday.

Maybe I’ll be really crazy soon and eat something REALLY insane. Like guacamole.

Excellent day

etc., life — Valerie on November 13, 2007 at 7:43 pm

Very honest, candid, and productive meeting at work.

Another encouraging and also productive meeting at work.

Scrambled eggs (made with love by my hubs) for dinner.

Exciting meeting about church later this evening.

Things are very, very good.

The one time i didn’t read something

etc., life — Valerie on November 12, 2007 at 9:36 pm

(This story was referenced here.)

I didn’t spend my time in college in a manner with which many of you are familiar. I didn’t drink, didn’t go out a lot, didn’t have a single random hook up. I spent those 4 years working my hind quarters off out of appreciation for the fact that my mother was working her respective quarters off to get me a free education.

I majored in English in college. As you can imagine, being an English major requires you to do some reading. And by some I mean, I pretty much have read every word ever written. Ever. That is, except for Richard III.

My last semester of senior year was a tough one. I only took 12 credits, but after losing a semester to student teaching, I was in somewhat of a scramble to finish up. Oh, and I was getting married a month after graduation, so I was a bit pressed for time.

I took four classes that semester:

1. Children Literature (easy as I was an English major and an education minor so I had already read all of the books)

2. Questioning Authenticity: The Search for the Self in post World War II America (yeah, that’s right)

3. The Sublime (a deceivingly simple title for a class that had me in tears on a weekly basis)

4. Shakespeare Seminar (which was a 400-level class but oddly enough was no more demanding than the 200-level I took as a freshman with the same professor)

Class number 1 was interesting to me because it related directly to what I would be doing that coming fall. Class number 2 pretty much killed me, what with all the talk of existentialism and feminism and Antisemitism and every other -ism you could think of ever in your life. Class number 3 totally killed me because the professor was the scariest little man you could ever imagine.

Something had to give. That something was Shakespeare.

About half of the final exam in the Shakespeare class required us to identify the speaker and original work for about 40 quotes. One of those original works was Richard III. This play was the last assignment on the syllabus, scheduled at the same time that I was to be writing my final paper for class number 2. It just wasn’t going to happen and I figured that the BSing skills I had developed in my 4 years of majoring in English should be put to the test at least once before graduation. I mean, it’s like a rite of passage.

I arrived at the final exam in a state of checkedoutedness that only a second semester senior can achieve. After breezing through the first half of the test, I had finally arrived at the quote section. I easily identified lines from As You Like It, Macbeth, The Merchant of Venice, and the like. Then I came across a quote that I wasn’t sure about. I whispered it to myself, sure that I recognized it. Not from anything I read, but rather from a movie my mom used to watch all the time: The Goodbye Girl.

Yes. The only reason I knew a line from a famous literary work from perhaps the greatest writer in the English language was because I saw it in a movie. When I was about seven.

That, my friends, is why you should let your kids watch lots of television: it just might get them their degree one day. My degree even says Magna Cum Laude on it. Suckers.*

*DISCLAIMER:

I am fully aware that I got my degree through hard work and by the grace of God. I also like to think that it was God who lead my mother to watch the movie over and over. And over. And over again. Stay in school and do your homework. Thankyouverymuch.

Hat!

puppers — Valerie on November 11, 2007 at 10:36 pm

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Weekend Wrap up

weekend wrap up — Valerie on November 11, 2007 at 10:00 pm

Friday: Work. Home. Dinner at Galaxy Diner. Home to snuggle and to bed early.

Saturday: Crap. Crap. Oh and then some more crap. Watched almost every single episode of Cycle 8 of America’s Next Top Model. Waited up for Ross to get home from the VT game.

Sunday: Slept in. Cleaned the kitchen. Shower. Amazing lunch of happiness at Zuppa (seriously, pesto on a grilled cheese sandwich = all of my problems are gone). Church to hear a sermon that basically said, “Hey, Valerie, listen up because this is about you.” Chatted it up before coming home. To the gym. Picked up some things at the store. Ramen for dinner. Convinced Internet friend to join our Project Runway Fantasy League. Going to shower in a minute and try to get myself together for tomorrow. There is possibly a pomegranate martini in my future.

Have a great week!

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