Ross and I have been talking about this SNL skit for about 3 years. Now you can finally make it a part of your life. Just to give you a snippit of the hilariousness to come:
“The entire crew of the Nautilus - all 20,000 leagues of them - searched for Captain Nemo for over 20,000 leagues and nights. 20,000 leagues later, they still hadn’t found a trace of Captain Nemo, the man they called.. Ol’ 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA. Sigh.
FYI: I heart dorks and I have now set up another blog in which all of our celebrity commentary/bashing will be documented. For juicy gossip visit The Shallow End.
In just 20 days I will be 24! While the day of my birth is reason enough to celebrate, I consulted this place to find out if there were any other special occasions to make my day oh so much sweeter. Here are some hilights of that fabulous 23rd day in October:
42 B.C. Brutus commits suicide. Not sure how they know this or if it is appropriate to celebrate it, but I’ll take it.
1925: Johnny Carson is born. Uh hello. I win.
1942: Michael Crichton is born. Where would dinosaurs be without him?
1971: Disney World opened. It is a small world afterall.
So there you have it. A Roman did away with himself, a pop-icon and a literary geeeeeeeenius were born, and the wonderful world of over-priced theme parks blossomed, all on the day of my birth. But seriously, do any of those events even come close to that heavenly day in 1981 here in Richmond, VA. I think not, my friends. I think not.
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